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Live and Direc' from beautiful downtown Bulwell comes another edition of the podcast that's cow-heavy and laden with all-Notts CHOON and all-Notts CHELP, with absolutely zero mingyness and the trainers firmly applied to the anus. And that's the TRUTH, YOUTH...

If you don't know by now what LeftLion Radio is all about, maybe that's why you've got no mates and people wipe bogeys on you at the bus stop. Nish (Nottingham's 'Mr Sex') and The K (Nottingham's 'Mr Vex') SPEAK Nottingham, EAT Nottingham, SLEEP Nottingham and PISS and SHIT Nottingham, pausing for breath only to stick the crispiest tune-cobs into your musical snap-tin.  

Once again, the language of the factory floor and the betting shop dominate the show, so if you're a bit mimsy about swearing or your boss gets the arse easily, play it low. Or stick your headphones on.

Playlist
Zebra - Patchwork Grace
Don't Wanna Disco Tonight - The Atoms
Learn The Words - Yes My Ninjas?
Jealousy - Dirty Joe
Dirty Joe's Mum - Dirty Joe's Mum
Magic In Madrid - Tristram Shandy & Chris Ashley
Holding Me Back, Letting Me Go - The Deltarays
City Walls - Silent Film Project

This Episode...
It's summer in Nottingham - sort of - and Nish and K ruminate upon how ARSE Taahn is at this time of year. No fucker goes out on the weekend, and when they do, someone invariably ends up in the Queens Med being tutted over by an overworked nurse. Nish and K say BAH and CHA to this woeful state of affairs, as well as having a natter about Lea off Big Brother, the new footy season, how there's too many pubs in town and stuff like that. It's the There's A Riot Goin' On to the last episode's Stand!, if you will. And if you don't know what we're going on about, get used to it.

Also...
Twats with ponytails who don't let you in their party, even when you've brought three lesbians along...NEW ISSUE OF LEFTLION...using one of them Fisher-Price things to teach your nephew to swear...Skeggy in the Square...fat girls having a piss in the doorway of Debenhams whilst holding their chips...why do all Black music shows consist of one bloke actually doing something, and ten of his mates onstage showing off...the night Forest nearly caused a stampede in Slab Square...and your little sister staying up with her mate to watch two lads bumming on the telly...

Oi! Notts music types!
According to a recent scientific experiment, your band will increase your chances of getting some off girls by an amazing 231.87% when you get played on LeftLion Radio. Yes, even your drummer that looks like Pob. So what you waiting for, sucky boy? If you're local, you're unsigned, you're good and you're gagging to suckle at the teat of Mother Exposure, fling them MP3s over to radio@leftlion.co.uk. But be warned, we don't tek no mingyness...

Oi! Notts people with mouths!
Fucking hell, Nottingham - have you not got computers and gobs or summat? LeftLion want to do a whole suite of NottsCasts, if you will, but y'all are acting like a bunch o' Yitneys. If you've got the time and the skills, get in touch and we'll help you get started. We'll even host the files and give you a presence  within our very site, so stop fannying about and giz a shaaht...

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