Oliver and Angela were cared for by a nanny,

Ever since the Crazy Clinic came to take away Granny.

Granny, you see, would now only pee in Tea- Cups, Saucepans and Kettles,

And to round it off, she'd wear cheesecloth and jump in a pile of nettles.

Poor Granny would think that the neighbors were pink

And delighted in jumping through doors,

And thinking that cats were parading in hats,

With flippers for feet not paws.

Yes, there was such rapture at the news of her capture,

Before she became too demented,

She was found in a tree, with a kettle of pee,

And a hat that a cat had invented.

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