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Fast food, faster death by Alex Sinclair

Burger, Burger, Fries, Fries,
Shake, Burger, Fries, No Salad,
Just pick out the health, salad dodger.
Cholesterol? Is that a Greek Island?
Where the fat seek out conveyer belts of Kebabs,
And are fed, by sweaty Greek men, with long handled stokers,
Forcing down that sweet, sweet meat.
Burger, Burger, Burger, Burger,
Fries, Shake, Burger, Shake,
Diet Pepsi? With extra sugar.
Flurry me with chocolate chips, M & M's, Crunchie.
Obesity, shoe horned in from the States to our country.
Burger, Shake, Burger, Shake,
Fries, Fries, Fries,
You'll never see your knees again,
Flab band obscures the view.
Double Burger and Cheese my friend,
And that's to go.
Fat, Fat, how did you get like that?
Take the crack plan diet, smoke a stone,
Lose a stone.
Give your arteries a well- deserved break,
Salad Dodger, Salad Dodger,
How much food can one man take?
Broken scales laugh at you,
Ha, Ha, twenty stone,
Shall I call the undertaker?
Fries, Fries, Shake, Shake,
Burger, Burger, Pepsi.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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