What you been chatting this month?
“Teeth…they’re weird really, aren’t they?”
"You haven’t seen Toast? Now I don't normally get violent but you need a slap in the jaw"
“Big rabbit, or small dog? You can see my confusion, but luckily the owner never found out.”
“Every time I meet her she just smells of candles”
“It's still fashion even if it's from Asda”
"Well I stand corrected in my orthopaedic shoes."
"Betty boop, good to watch on a come-down"
“Ooh look, you can get Crocs to go on your Crocs...!”
"I want a better saying than (pauses) Ow!"
“This is why I didn’t want to threaten you, mum”
“Just accept the fact that you're going to wake up in Heanor, covered in vomit again.”
“My son and his wife are off to Amsterdam. Very posh!”
"I mean I like B&M but it's mainly just a load of rammel innit?"
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