I am God. All of God.
Woman: “What you doing working here?" (referring to a shop)
Man: “I got sacked from my last job for smoking a joint at work!"
“I could be a paramedic… but I hate feet.”
“You don’t always see feet as a paramedic”
“Hm... But you might.”
"Meesa Jar Jar Binks... Is that like a footballer or something?"
“Stop spitting on me”
“I can't help it, I've got a leaky mouth”
“We’re about to go on a nice date, do you have to keep going on about fascists?”
“I'm full. Well, once I've finished this”
"Isaiah! Stop eating rocks!"
“I can't buy wine, wine makes me cry”
“I swear I caught dyslexia off my ex-girlfriend”
Woman on train to herself: "I am all of God. All of God."
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