What crisps you got for babies?
You don’t even know if it’s your kid and you're buying designer clothes for it
Avoid Charlie, he's spreading the clap round Nottingham something ridiculous. He reckons he's going to get cancelled
I'd forgotten children had ears
What crisps you got for babies?
He said he was gonna two-foot me. I only asked for a day off
Did you used to fold over the skin above your knee and pretend it was a person?
Mum to young child: no you’re not redecorating your room
Child: you can’t stop me I’ve already got a floor plan
I think my arms are too long, I mean this is a lot of reach to have
We always used to say we’ve got a woman in every team
Where were you working? We’ve gor’em all ovah the place!
My eyeballs are sweating
Who had the malignant humour removed from the team that put this out?
I can find deeper voiced squirrels that have had more profound and interesting incidents in Notts
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