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[Jack Twatt]

Celebrity

Who's she dating?
Who's he mating?
What's she wearing?
What's he baring?
What's their name?
Who's to blame?
What's he snorting?
Who's cavorting?
When's it due?
Who'd they sue?
What's endorsed?
Who's divorced?
Was she drunk?
Who's the hunk?
Was she hot?
Was he not?
Who gives a fuck? They're all a bunch of cunts anyway.

Jack Twatt

[Sara]

The worst thing is though, I reckon much of the Brit population love all that nonsense about celebs and their lives. BORING! YAWN YAWN!

[AlitheCat]

Yup they sure do. Lived with a girl last year who took a very healthy interest in famous strangers' personal lives. I reckon the yanks are worse for it tho...

[Sara]

I reckon they are, not that I've experienced 'yank life' mind. Ooo celebs 

Saying that, I do quite like watching Madonna's choreographed dance moves.

[Jack Twatt]

bumped

[mikey]

Great poem Jack,  reminds me of the shite found on second rate TV channels.

[Jack Twatt]

cheers mikey, it was one of the 1st things i ever posted on leftlion a year ago so ive done lots more since. Its enjoyable to see what was annoying me most at that time.

In relation to your comment i find that most if not all television channels are 2nd rate nowadays

[m_b]

Great poem Jack,  reminds me of the shite found on second rate TV channels.

Agreed  TV (& the media in general) is a useless, vacuous distraction.

We should start assaulting celebrities at random.