LeftLion Nottingham Culture: Music Nightlife City Clubs Guide

Rocky Horrorscopes April-May 2012

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Despite your urge to tick off another life experience box, it doesn't count as a threesome if you walk in and catch your partner having sex with someone else...

Rocky Horrorscopes Feb-Mar 2012

18/03

"This will prove conclusively that orgasms just aren’t worth the trouble they cause"...

Rocky Horrorscopes Oct - Nov 2011

01/10

"When an old friend offers to show you the ropes, it seems like a good offer. However the ropes are a non-rotating alternative to laid three-strand ropes"...

Rocky Horrorscopes Aug - Sept 2011

01/08

You say you wanna kiss my face? Well, I wanna kiss your face too. But if we get all facey kissy then people will talk and our girlfriends will leave us...

Rocky Horrorscopes June-July 2011

01/06

You might be pleasantly surprised to discover just how many of life’s problems can be solved just by not paying the appropriate amount of attention to them...

Rocky Horrorscopes June - July 2011

01/04

I took that Mystic Meg out for a drink the other day. We met at a convention and she was a right goer, I tell ya...

Rocky Horrorscopes April - May 2011

01/02

Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end. How does he keep his fur neat? With a hare brush...

Rocky Horrorscopes Dec 10 - Jan 11

01/12

Communication and physical exertion are the bedrock of every good relationship. So remember to allow those cheerleaders out of that soundproof basement once every day ...

Rocky Horrorscopes Oct - Nov 2010

01/10

Your belief that all life’s problems can be solved with a good night’s sleep will be tested this week when you’re introduced to the Riemann hypothesis...