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FeaturedGood news this week: after twenty years of enduring horrifying and unrelenting psychosexual nightmares, you will finally meet the man of your dreams...
07/04
Despite your urge to tick off another life experience box, it doesn't count as a threesome if you walk in and catch your partner having sex with someone else...
18/03
"This will prove conclusively that orgasms just aren’t worth the trouble they cause"...
01/10
"When an old friend offers to show you the ropes, it seems like a good offer. However the ropes are a non-rotating alternative to laid three-strand ropes"...
01/08
You say you wanna kiss my face? Well, I wanna kiss your face too. But if we get all facey kissy then people will talk and our girlfriends will leave us...
01/06
You might be pleasantly surprised to discover just how many of life’s problems can be solved just by not paying the appropriate amount of attention to them...
01/04
I took that Mystic Meg out for a drink the other day. We met at a convention and she was a
right goer, I tell ya...
01/02
Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end. How does he keep his fur neat? With a hare brush...
01/12
Communication and physical exertion are the bedrock of every good relationship. So remember to allow those cheerleaders out of that soundproof basement once every day ...
01/10
Your belief that all life’s problems can be solved with a good night’s sleep will be tested this week when you’re introduced to the Riemann hypothesis...
Event Listings 
- Pub Quiz 01/04
- Daniel Pearson 02/04
- Open Mic 03/04
- Best Of British 04/04
- Good Times Karaoke Night! 04/04
- Quiz Night 04/04
- Live music 05/04
- Joe Strange Band & Good Times DJ 05/04
- Transmission 05/04
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- The Growlers 25/10
- Kate Bush Tribute - Cloudbusting 27/10
- GIN & JUICE vs FUCK HIP HOP 11/06
- FUCK HIP HOP 04/06
- FUCK HIP HOP 28/05
- Fenech - Soler 17/11
- Dreadzone 18/10
- The New Mendicants 11/07
- Charlie Parr 02/06











