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Ode to Sergei Skripal

9 April 18 words: Bus Pass Elvis aka Dave Bishop

Local poet Bus Pass Elvis shares one of his latest creations...

Ode to Sergei Skripal 

It woz Salisbury Council
wot tried to "Do him in"

coz he kept Putin (sorry)
Puttin his Vodka bottles

in the wrong Friggin bin!
Ah-huh-huh.

Bus Pass Elvis website 

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