Our Adrian is back, bringin' you up to date with his latest 'escapade'...
"This youth wi’ a squint asks for one wi’ garlic butter an’ coleslaw, then gives me grief baht it bein’ margarine. Like people expect butter when it says that. Offered him his money back but he’s not avvin it."
"I turn in Hockley and there's this bloke giving it some on the fiddle, music coming out like you've burst the yolk in the best breakfast ever..."
We've let our Adrian Reynolds loose, to bring you some proper off-the-wall brain splodges of brilliance...
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