From cars to farts, here's what you've been chatting about this month...
"I follow loads of disabled cats on Instagram."
"What type of car have you got now?"
"It's a red one."
"Oh cool."
"Yeah."
9 year old kid: "Did you know, on the dark web, you can get a real Death Note that *whispering* actually kills people?"
Man in van watching two young women walk past at traffic lights: "Oh god! Two beauties… mmm."
Woman shouting back to van man: "Oh god! Creepy old man!"
"I can pay you back in a few weeks, is that alright… It's for my tattoo!" - Visibly stressed-out woman on phone
Daughter: You could get a hot tub and sit in the garden looking at all your Buddha heads.
Mum: Oh yeah that'd be lovely.
Daughter: I don't know why you've got so many, you're not even Buddhist.
"I’ve spent more on buses today than I have on rent."
"No you haven’t you twat."
"I’m tellin’ you fam, that light skinned girl had her hands all over my chips like a raccoon. Disgustin’."
Young lads by Matalan: "It's a total waste of time. Been watching him do wheelies for half an hour."
"Woman came in with a knife poking out of her belly."
"Like, suicide?"
"It was more than an itch."
"When it’s as cold as this, and I do a big ol’ hefty fart, I wonder if people can see the hot air coming out my bum."
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